Doing laundry in Switzerland

Does Mercury retrograde also affect laundry?!? All I know is I spent hours in the laundry room today and only got one load washed.

The washing machine looks deceptively normal, but pretty much everything about the process is a challenge.

The money goes into a black box that looks like something from the last century; the coins go in and it starts, but you really have no idea what’s actually going on.

For example, I came back expecting the load to be finished, but it still looked wet even though the door was open. So, I closed the door to see if it would resume. It didn’t, but I couldn’t open the door anymore. I finally pushed some buttons in frustration and…it started up again — from the beginning! Why, I have no idea.

Then, the symbols on the machine are different, but when you try to read the instructions they’re in Italian.

I spent a lot of time studying them because the second time I came back — after setting a timer to be sure and arrive before it finished — the machine had stopped, with the door closed, and nothing I did would get it to go again.

Finally, in desperation I added another two coins — and it started…at the beginning yet again. At this point I knew I couldn’t leave; I had to stay and try to catch the moment when I would be able to open the door and take out my clothes.

Actually, the instructions are in Italian if you’re lucky — sometimes they’re only in German! (The photo below isn’t very clear but it doesn’t really matter because most of us wouldn’t be able to read it anyway.)

I won’t bore you with every detail, but I did finally figure out how to get the washing machine to complete its full cycle and let me get my clothes out.

Bottom line? I truly do love the multilingual reality that is Switzerland, but it does make things more difficult when it comes to laundry.

Fun with languages

One of the first things one has to get used to in Switzerland is constantly sorting through multiple languages in order to do almost anything.

I already had a fair amount of Italian when Ramesha and I first got together, but it was amazing how much high school French came back to me — and how much German I learned — while grocery shopping or figuring out the bus schedule!

There are four national languages in Switzerland (German, French, Italian, and Romansh), with most every product description appearing in the three “official” languages of German, French, and Italian. A few products will also have information in English, but not that many.

Less than 0.5% of the population of Switzerland speaks Romansh, which I recently learned is a legacy of the Roman conquest of Rhaetia (now the Swiss canton of Graubünden) in 15 B.C.  Fascinating stuff!